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Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible
Silver and gold angry mustache mecha spider
Tiny static charged cheerleder bunny that will 10/10 wreck your shit
It’s like adult simba but black and blue and with lightning and shit
It’s a fucking fox. With tails and shit.
It’s got two hands and a face. That’s it.
Giant fire weasel
Walking lettuce
The dog one.
Pinkish magic cat.
fat newt with tiny wings.
beefy fire chicken with giant legs and rad hair








