1. Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

    catandcrown:

    basicblake:

    hisfirsthugedick:

    ilikedeers:

    smarmygibberish:

    starwarsgraphictee:

    notlostonanadventure:

    hawkakux:

    trash-princess-liams-chan:

    thedeathecchi:

    Silver and gold angry mustache mecha spider

    Tiny static charged cheerleder bunny that will 10/10 wreck your shit

    It’s like adult simba but black and blue and with lightning and shit

    It’s a fucking fox. With tails and shit.

    It’s got two hands and a face. That’s it.

    Giant fire weasel

    Walking lettuce

    The dog one.

    Pinkish magic cat.

    fat newt with tiny wings.

    beefy fire chicken with giant legs and rad hair