I don’t use Tumblr anymore except to save gifs in the BL tags, but last night I uploaded my second R-18 Manner of Death fic! It’s based on the love scene from Episode 7 and directly continues it. If you enjoy ir, please consider reading my first one too, based on the “polite” scene from episode 4!
My entry for the 2019 Adoribull Reverse Big Bang! The prompt I came up with was “Tastes like home” in which Dorian and Bull both try to make food from each other’s homeland as a surprise and eventually learn to cook the dishes together. This was a joy to develop and work on and I’m so happy that @muchymozzarella proposed the event.
They’re making a Thedas variation of Makroud/makrout (semolina cookies filled with a date and spice mix, fried -or baked- and soaked in honey). I thought this could perhaps be a food from Par Vollen; tasty and filling yet not overly complicated, and can be made in large batches (the Qunari culture is practical but I would hope not entirely devoid of enjoyment for food). You can find one version of the recipe here: (X)
[Image description: Illustration of Iron Bull and Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age Inquisition, cooking in Skyhold’s kitchen. Bull is in the process of frying sweets in oil, leaning towards Dorian as Dorian holds out a finished piece to paste. Bull is shirtless and wearing a frilly apron.]
i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking
what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp
like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have
like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious
now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude
and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude
and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker
and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey
so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?
this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!
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